What’s that you’re eating, Mama? My favorite toddler likes to climb up onto my lap and to eat out of my bowl. Fat fingers grabbing food and shoving it into his mouth no matter how messy—today it’s beef stroganoof. (Though he does at least use a napkin when they get too coated.) Then when he gets bored, he grabs my fork and tries to feed himself or tries to shove food in my mouth. For his grand finale he puts his fingers in my glass. It’s great mealtime entertainment.